First things first, I am not the Bike Snob NYC. BSNYC is far more creative and prolific than I.
That said, I like my city, our fair capital, and I like bikes. I have a staring problem, especially when it comes to bikes. I’ve told more than one date something like “hey, at least I’m not checking out other women.” Invariably, by the end of our evening, they’ve decided they’d prefer I look at other women.